floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

weirdteenblogger:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

bunmer:

He returns

bunmer:

He returns

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

unstablehunter:

my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out

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so i called him and

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IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG

earthdad:

do u ever just think of holding hands with someone who u like and get a boner

lzbth:

i am FULL of HATE and CEREAL

snapchatting:

tumblr came out 79 years ago. just let that sink in

annoyedpenis:

i literally am my url

nippled:

annoying online and irl

lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

who

appr-eciate:

can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please

meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*