drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

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craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

July  24 317504 via source
ilexforest:

why does kotaku let people who don’t play games write articles about playing games

ilexforest:

why does kotaku let people who don’t play games write articles about playing games

July  24 4842 via source

chaiteaprincess:

sofakeitsfox:

Remember when every girl wanted this phone

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yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block

July  24 625820 via source

rnyspacing:

MR. PRESIDENT

July  24 576696 via source

fyspringfield:

Read it. 

July  24 130410 via source

a photo that changed a nation

a photo that changed a nation

July  24 114862 via source

moosecannoncop:

trying to sing both parts in a disney song like

A WHOLE NEW WORLdon’t you dare close your eyes

A HUNDRED THOUShold your breath it gets better

I’M LIKE A SHOOTING STAR, I’VE COME SO FAR, I CAN’T GO BACK TO WHEREa whole new wooorrlllEVERY TURN A SURPRIwith new horizonEVERY MOMENT GETS BETTER

July  24 120557 via source

This confuses me on so many levels

This confuses me on so many levels

July  24 6455 via source

factsofcanada:

The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadians gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.

July  24 6154 via source

hipster-trichster:

fucknolesmis:

MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

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MONsTERS inC 

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FINDING NEMO 

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PIXAR MOVIES

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cars 2

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planes

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cupthong:

when did i use that tag

cupthong:

when did i use that tag

July  24 131623 via source

overtheunderpass:

there’s this car where i’m from, known pretty well by people as “the duck car” and i finally saw it and it beats every celebrity sighting 

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July  23 90967 via source
peoplemagazine:

someone’s gettin his dick sucked after class

peoplemagazine:

someone’s gettin his dick sucked after class

July  23 331015 via source